#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly my tweets

This twitter trend piqued my interest this morning and helped me avoid dealing with my end of module assessment for B120. Anyway here is my contribution to the infinite monkeys. If you think you recognise them feel free to reply on twitter.

Lots of men in suits with swearing, guns and buckets of blood. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Lots of people not in suits wondering where someone else is with swearing, guns and buckets of blood #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Every 60s male film star, lots of tanks, paratroopers, bridges and explosions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

20 minutes of monkeys and drataic music then spaceships and a computer that doesn't do what it's told to… #explainafilmplotbadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Short blokes make the best jet fighter pilots. Good on motorbikes too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Listening to loud 60s music makes being in a war zone more bearable #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Spartacus joins the French Army and then decides he's had enough of fighting. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Some bloke drives a nurse across the desert in an ambulance so that he can buy her a beer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Woman with a sword kills everyone she meets #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Turns out showy pianist was gay #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Mel Gibson hates on the English. Paints himself blue and shouts a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Mel Gibson hates on the English. Pretends to be an American and shouts a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

George Lucas must have run out of money, and ideas. A boy grows up and goes bad. Takes 3 movies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014

Boy has weird dreams about jet engine falling on his bed then a jet engine falls on his bed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Kemp (@greencoatboy) September 8, 2014